Thursday, February 16, 2006

Back from her trip

My human has returned. Her herd mate arrived at the barn with her and seemed quite put out that she wanted to spend time with me. What a lout. As if he has first claim to her affections, had he a cognizant thought in his head he would realize that I am the alpha male and he is just a follower. Pebbles explained it fairly well the other day by saying the males of the humans were actually like horses in that they follow a lead mare and serve no purpose other than breeding, unless they are gelded and can then lead productive lives. Perhaps my human’s herd mate is not gelded; need I suggest it? More Later

3 comments:

R'becca Loews said...

I am laughing my head off at your description of what to do with human males! Tuffy, you are too smart for your own good! Keep posting!

Chris Siolo said...

Well Tuffy, You said a mouthful! Just make sure that gelding won't affect the pay check the human male supplies so your mistress can afford to keep you in hay,grain,andall those other essential luxories that you've become accustomed to. ROTFLMAOPMP!

Chris Siolo said...

Well Tuffy, You said a mouthful! Just make sure that gelding won't affect the pay check the human male supplies so your mistress can afford to keep you in hay,grain,andall those other essential luxories that you've become accustomed to. ROTFLMAOPMP!