Trooper, the big Hanoverian, has finally had it with his human and is trading him in. The poor incompetent thing can't ride the fences and keeps refusing to ride a jump correctly. I don't blame Trooper a bit, a timid jumper is dangerous. I'm just glad my human isn't such a drub. Shorty said he had to go through three humans before he found one that was worth keeping. Gives you the cold chills to think about it. I thank my lucky stars mine is above average and not some human that has to have a lot of retraining. No one needs a project person, when all they want to do is have a nice relaxing ride. More later.
2 comments:
This is really funny! I think my horse traded in a few humans before he found me, now we fit together perfectly! Keep going Tuffy, I love your entries!
I know what Trooper must be going through. It took me a long time to find my human. You should have seen her face the first time she saw me! I was all puffed up and standing on tippy-toes trying to be as big and impressive as I could be. Her eyes got so big! I decided she was okay - especially since she keeps talking about someplace called Hawaii where I can learn how to surf and pick up "beach bunnies." Why would I want to pick up bunnies?
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